See what he did here? The killer takes his victim home from a bar, then he drugs them. Then, while they're sleeping, he sends a text to everyone on their phone saying he gonna kill them. See how clever and cruel he is, torturing his victim's loved ones? Maybe even a few of the people he sexts with? Then he disposes of the body by dropping it out of his airplane into a public swimming pool. GENIUS! EVIL GENIUS....
Gah!
Lame.
If (legal disclaimer: IF. IF. IF. IF.) I were to end up with the desire to kill anywhere from 2 to n people, I would be a parallel killer. Think up my suuuuuper clever M.O. and then execute all the crimes at the same damned time. All over the place. Hey look! I made a smiley face of dead people on the US map. Sounds fairly standard, except for the times of death. There would have to be ground rules, of course. You can't kill everyone in the same place. That's cheating. That's unsuper clever. That's called a bombing. That's called mass suicide (although, how cool would it be to see a Heaven's Gate-style flash mob at Union Station... ok maybe that's a bit morbid). You have to follow all the serial killer rules, but all the times of death need to be pretty damned close to each other, and you can't have accomplices. That is way cheating. Too easy. Must be a solo act.
But I don't really feel like killing anyone. Just a thought I had.
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